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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 10:12
Loons and Moons
Another attempt resulted in ...
Nuts and Butts
What are the pros and cons of arranged marriages?
Next, they tried...
They put up a sign reading
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Hysterias & Posteriors
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
share office space ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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So, the docs changed it to read
No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Freaks and Cheeks
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What is the reason behind some people wearing trunks instead of speedos when swimming in pools?
Still no good.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Everyone loved it.
So they tried
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Minds and Behinds
How do you treat a hematoma at home?
Then came..
No, not a chance
Just Forget it!
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Unacceptable again!
No way
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Thumbs down again.
Still no good